“Dad, we’re men. Okay? That means a few things. We like to shit with the door open, we talk about pussy, we go on riverboat gambling trips and we make our own beef jerky. That’s what we do, and now that is all wrecked.”
“We literally have never done any of those things.”
I guess ‘men’ and ‘girls from West Virginia’ mean the same things… I may like to crap with the door closed, but I’ll definitely talk about it with you afterward.
