January 2009
42 posts
For the first time in two years I have television. I just realized why I didn’t really miss it before. Freaking sucks.
Spooner: we've been defying horoscopes
Spooner: thats like slapping god in the mouth
Marty Louise The Queen, Jr. address me as such.
It amazes me how a nap can still wipe my anxiety away.
Spoon,
meet me in monauk.
x,
b
“O HAI laughattacks!
Now you know how to greet people in Lolspeak!”
– Flickr, I love you.
I'm so in love with you tonight.
B: ahahahfklasjfkalwjfkal that would be AMAZING
Nessa: i love when you type amazing
Nessa: it makes me think of how you say it and i secretly swoon inside
I’ve just realized that I use tumblr more to look at pictures that make me shake than talk about anything important.
Thank you.
PS: THE KNIFE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE.
“Living life in a safe shell is better than an exciting hell.”
– spooner
“dudes brb i need to transfer to the bathroom”
– Nessa
B: you give a little you take a little
Nessa: i'd like to give you a lot wink wink
B: you can wink me anytime you want
Nessa: dont get mad at me if i wake you up at the ass crack of dawn
B: well, i don't know who dawn is, but i guess that'd be okay
Nessa: LMAO GET OUTTA HERE
It’s totally hoodie weather today and I have no where to go.
B: i took a series of pictures of us on the bed and in every one shes like gnawing at my face or staring at the camera since its beeping
Nessa: hahahah aww
B: it's only an aww until you almost lose an eye
Nessa: but then the cuteness takes over
B: the cuteness of not having an eye or the cuteness of a puppy? cause i don't think people with only one eye are cute
Nessa: well your eyes are hard to see anyway, so...
It's all about attitude
Nessa: my vag is not for sale now, sry
B: i dont want to buy it i want to love it :[
Nessa: LMAO okay youre cute sometimes.
Last night at work I caught a wiff of hair spray and dusty movies and it took me right back to the Spring of ‘07 and I’m still confused as to how I got back here. Almost two years and nothing has changed. Is this how things are supposed to be?
What?
Mom: I wish I had creative names
B: Oh?
Mom: I know what my next name is going to be.
B: What?
Mom: Sitting on a stick shift.
B: ..............
Those Brits really know what's going on.
B: Sup, homes?
Nick: yo yo blood
Do I even have options?
etceteranough:
beth, lost my job and bought a flannel within the past two days. i’ll be down soon. xoxo.
This is love.
Polaroid! →
Dogs.
Why do they choose to lick their snatch right on top of something important?
Mo,
for real if you want a black eye that bad, just come over and let me bang on your cheeks a little. It’ll be worth your while, I promise.
What is my life becoming?
Jax just lost 10 love points for whining about my playing of Odessey and Oracle a little too loud.
What’s a girl to do with a music hating dog?
Rules: Once you’ve been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 16 random things, facts, habits, or goals about you. At the end, choose 16 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. If I tagged you, it’s because I want to know more about you.
1. I honestly watch movies with subtitles and there’s a good chance that if I can’t turn them on due to my remote...
This could very easily be the most exciting night I’ve had in a very very long time.
Ily, Mo.
I really do hate them.
Mo: ok i have to tell you something because i feel like an ass i didn't get something for you
Mo: i was out shopping and i saw socks with owls on them but then i remembered you don't like socks so i didn't get them
Oops.
Spooner: i mean seriously what if katrina hits us
Spooner: and i move in with you
Spooner: i need to be used to the guestroom anyway
B: katrina sleeps outside, shes a fat dog. she won't hit.
Spooner: lol
Spooner: the hurricane?
B: oh, yeah. not my dog. i get it.
Spooner: lolol
Spooner: thaats going on tumblr
http://www.ismycomputeron.com/ →
Production, what?
Nessa -
Why yes, that is the way things happen. Myspace is the same story, surprisingly. Obviously my mother is hot ess.
On a completely different note, today I’m supposed to be puppy proofing my room and going to the bffs to see yesterdays Grey’s Anatomy, but instead I’m on my couch with a sleeping puppy, eating a pb and j, and snooping tumblr.
This is my life now.
Nessa,
I want a copy of that lecture so that I can plan my life around the honest words that you speak, okay? No, really. My future depends on you.
Don’t say ‘cunt’ instead of ‘crunch’ by accident.
I love you.
If this were any other ‘new life chapter’ I’d be cutting my hair, moving out of my house, and swearing everyone off. But this time it’s going to be different. No more running. No more change.
So far.