December 2008
22 posts
It's the thought that counts..
Spooner: i didnt get you anything
Spooner: but i have a good spirit
Spooner: that im gonna flood you with on the 31st
As of lately I’m not so sure that things are changing for the better.
I don’t think the lack of a Christmas tree is helping much with that.
isitchristmas.com →
This is why we don't talk on the phone.
Brandi: Hey, can you hear that music?
B: ...No?
Brandi: Oh, I have my headphone in and was wondering if you could hear the music I'm playing.
B: .....oh.
Brandi: OH wait, It's not playing in my mouth so why would you hear it?
B: Idiot.
Nessa: my dad is eating smoked herring and it smells more like a vagina that has never been washed
Nessa: not... that i would know what that smells like...
B: ..... i definitely know what that smells like.
Nessa: you poor thing
B: YOU poor thing for having to smell it when i'm not even around
Nessa: LMAO
Nessa: are you growing flowers down there too just like on your head?
B: you have no idea. they arent doing so great with the lack of sun, but they're definitely getting a few things to put in the soil
Nessa: you should lay out and spread eagle
B: what if someone decided to sell them on the street?
Nessa: then they'll know where to plant their seed
Feelings like ours..
Matt: sweet dreams china doll
B: sweet bones, deathface.
“You know what’s wrong with you, Miss Whoever-You-Are? You’re...”
–
“i hate when that adam and eve sex toy commercial comes on when i’m...”
– Nessa
Truth be told.
Addie: this guy that just walked by me smells like soap.
B: good soap or bad?
Addie: bad
B: ew. tell him to go bathe again
Addie: hes old he cant help it
B: Maybe he didn't bathe himself
Addie: i think he uses the soap for all the wrong reasons
B: like what?
Addie: ever heard the term, "soap on a rope"?
B: brandi, if i got you an ugly christmas sweater for christmas, would you wear it?
Brandi: probably not
B: you're not a very good friend
Brandi: good friends don't buy ugly sweaters
Brandi: eat that
B: eat shit
